Adam (12:39pm) – [Picture] (for clarity, this was a picture of a soda called "Leninade")
Matt (12:37pm) – YES
Adam (12:39pm) – It’s at Fred Meyer!!!
Matt (12:40pm) – I will go there and get it. Does it taste good? Does it taste like freedom from your bourgeois oppressors?
Adam (12:42pm) – Haven’t had it yet. But I feel we won one for the prolitariet. Shit I can’t remember how to spell it.
Matt (12:42pm) – I get the gist. The gist is thhat you’re bad at spelling! Burn
Adam (12:43pm) – “that” is true.
Matt (12:44pm) – The second h stands for disdain
Adam (2:22pm) – Ummm that starts with a d.
Matt (2:23pm) – What starts with d? Who is this?
Adam (2:25pm) – Your landlord and the d stands for “dear tenant, I love you.”
Matt (2:26pm) – Awwww, that made my day landlord. I’m sorry I killed your horse.
Adam (2:30pm) – Well I was mad at first. But that horse had it coming. Dressing like a whore and playing with your emotions like that.
Matt (2:32pm) – It’s true, plus it tried to sell me meth once. And also I bought meth from your horse all the time.
Adam (3:06pm) – Well I know. I was cooking it. That is why your rent is so high.
Matt (3:20pm) – Oh. That means you lied about being from the moon and having to convert the money to moon money which is just rocks because that’s all there is on the moon but it’s a terrible conversion rate anyway because the moon is far away.
Adam (3:41pm) – Well the currency rate for moon money is terrible that was not a lie.
Matt (3:48pm) – I blame the moon president and his wasteful spending.
Adam (3:59pm) – I know. Funding his war against Venus was a bad move.
Matt (4:19pm) – Especially after it turned out that Venus isn’t a real place.
Adam (12:39pm) – Yup. He is crazy. Shooting “rockets” into an empty sky.
Matt (4:37pm) – That war money went right up his nose.
Matt (4:37pm) – Side note: Adam I am going to make a blog and on this blog we will post our text conversations so everyone can see how funny and handsome we are.
Adam (4:40pm) – BRILLIANT!! On the facebook?
Matt (4:41pm) – No, separate from facebook. Because my mom is on facebook.
Adam (4:44pm) – Ah good idea. I’m sure your mom wouldn’t want to hear about my coat-hanger abortion.
Matt (4:47pm) – Probably not, but maybe. I’ll feel it out.
Did you guys ever try the leninade? its pretty good, huh...adam, why didn't you tell me about the abortion...
ReplyDeleteAaron... It was a hard time in my life... I wasn't sure if you were ever coming back to me. I was sscared.
ReplyDelete