Adam 9:11am> So it seems it is a go for a web comic. Finally we can quit our jobs and live like famous web comic writers do!
Matt 9:17am> Oh thank god. I was starrting to think I'd have to hold down a job for more than 6 months
Adam 9:21am> I know, right? Now when we have a more visual media people can see how hilarious, handsome, and fertile we are! Gonna be making handsome babies in no time.
Matt 9:23am> Hell yeah! Babies everywhere! And then we'll settle into nice quiet lives of responsibility.
Adam 9:24am> Yup! I can picture it all now...
Adam 9:25am> *star wipe to fancy dream sequence*
Matt 9:27 am> That dream was unnecessarily graphic and racist.
Adam 9:33 am> Hmmm I know... Maybe we should rethink this webcomic. Oh and what was X-games and Olympic gold medalist winner Shaun White doing to those Special Ed Little People? Why did we dream him doing those things?!?
Matt 10:32am He was teaching them the value of friendship, and that minorities are dangerous. That second part is probably your fault.
Adam 10:36am> Wait, how does "that" teach friendship? I can see how it teaches to fear minorities but friendship?
Matt 11:36 am> The two lessons were unrelated.
Adam 11:42 am> I see... So then you dancing with the giant match head represented...
Matt 12:07 pm> That reppresents modern society's impossible sttandard of beauty and also that I'm an amazing dancer. There's comunism in there somewhere too.
Adam 1:47 pm> Wow. I'm glad that we had money in the budget for that amazing choreographed and high def special effects in that dream.
Oh good god you used "fertile" to compliment yourselves.
ReplyDeleteBut now that I think about it, I want to have your babies too.