Adam 9:37 am> Matt I have just recieved a new Nobel Prize! Its for progressing the field of Snuggleolmetry. Inform the women!
Matt 12:52 Am> I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I went out to inform the women, but accidentally informed thousands of angry hornets. The bad news is that there is no good news.
Adam 12:57 pm> DAMNIT MATT! You know the hornets and bees have been trying to master Snuggleolmetry! That very obsession is what caused their unholy yet unstable truce! Now I have to inform the cuttlefish that there wont be enough money to fund the Christman Party this year...
Matt 5:04 pm > Those cuttle fish are here to work, not party! If anoyone complains just strat dumping garbage into the ocean until they apologize for those terrible fourth quarter numbers!
Adam 5:11 pm> NO! Matt I'm telling you those cuttlefish are not going to put up with your crooked business practices. Not only are they starting a union, but they sacrificed a lot of their family and friends to help my research. They will rise to defeat you!
Matt 11:10 am> We both know those cuttle fish are malnourished and brittle-shelled, their insurrections will fail and I will feast on their deliscious remains!
Adam 11:58am> Ok we are not here to argue that they are not delicious. No one is making that claim. But what they lack in strength they make up in heart. That and they have pictures of you in a compromising position.
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