I thought he was a turkey! I SWEAR TO GOD!

Adam 9:22 am> Matt I need more victuals for my trip

Matt 2:42 pm> Well then you need to go deep into the woods and capture some sort of forest creature that you might eat of its flesh during the long winter.

Adam 3:37pm> Ah! Good good. Now what about Libations?

Matt 4:22pm> Libations are tricky. As you well know, half of all liquid is deadly poison. You should give up drinking and instead hydrate through complex group dance numbers.