Matt 8:17> Adam our blog has been stagnating at 8 followers for a while now. How can we attract today's hip youth to our blog?
Adam 8:19> Hmmmm... Let me think... Ooooo we could sexy it up by adding a sexy sassy female character! Or a rocking elder!
Matt 8:23> Hmmmm, that sounds like a lot of work. I was thinking something more like maybe you could start using popular slang words or talking with an accent. Reference getting crunk more, things like that.
Adam 8:27> OR! A rocking elder that uses popular slang terms! But now Matt the kids today don't use crunk anymore. Also! We should have explosions!KAPOW! BOOM!
Matt 9:20> YES! EVERYTHING MUST EXPLODE! FIRE WILL RAIN FROM ABOVE AND WE WILL LAUGH AND DANCE IN THE GLOW OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam 9:24> I don't like where this just went... I LOVE IT! YES PEOPL WILL LOOK UP AT US FROM OUR FLAMING PEDESTAL AND STARE IN AWE AT US! AND SACRIFICE ANIMALS AND VIRGINS AS THEY LOOK AT OR BLOG!
Adam 9:25> AND CURSE YOU SWYPE! I SAID OUR NOT OR!
Adam 9:26> BOOM! KERPOW!
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