Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I don't like water.

Adam 1:41pm> Damn it Matt!! Stop being difficult!!

Matt 2:35pm> I have special need Adam! One of those is me need for gallons and gallons of human blood.

Adam 3:08pm> Well as you know I produce 3 gallons of blood a minute so that isn't a problem. The problem is your strange bathing habits.

Matt 3:21pm> What's "bathing"?

Adam 3:22pm> Exactly

Matt 3:23pm> I don't follow

Adam 3:25pm> Bathing is when you use cleaning solutions such as soap and water to wash away the dirt upon ones self.

Matt 5:07pm> That doesn't sound right. I think what you're describing there is actually a form of witchcraft.

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