Matt "I make it a point to never know anybody named Lu"
Adam "Then I'll offer them food and after they take it slap it out of their hands and repeat. And ask if they would stroke my hair and tell me its going to be alright."
Matt "Yes. And if they come near me start telling them uncomfortabe fictional stories about your childhood."
Lu on birth certificate? Lu in words? Lu as a nickname? Lu as in a scary mob guy? I want to know more about this Lu problem.
ReplyDeleteLu this doesn't concern you! Go back into your den of wild hedonists!
ReplyDeleteI stay away from any Lu. They're always having hot flashes and getting all menopausey.
ReplyDeleteOH I know! And then they are all like, "ooo why don't you look at me the same anymore" Then you say, "Cause you're fat and ugly!". then follow up with a firm but fair backhand.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap! I am so foolish for not coming back to check this stream - damn me! I will treat myself to alone time now...it's fucking hot in here.
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